Nephew Hamish gave me great advise last night on the phone. Poor little man has had bad Diarrhoea and been off school for a week. I asked him how he was and he said "Ness, I want you to know something" I said "Whats that darling" He said "Well if you are asleep and start dreaming about going to the toilet - WAKE UP"
This is the boy who asked me when he was 5 what a condom was. He didnt let up so eventually I said "Its a plastic thing blokes put on their penis to stop them from having babies" well that stunned him for about 2 minutes. He then asked me "Why cant they just wear their boxes (shorts)?" me trying to stifle the laugher said "You need to ask Mummy that one"....
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