Favorite Shoes Ever

Ever had the feeling that something is not quite right? Well when I entered my car last Saturday there was a "definite" smell that I couldn't quite put my finger on. Well thats because I couldn't reach the offending stinker. I normally only use my car on the weekends because I walk during the week. So the previous weekend I went shopping and stocked up on the fruit and veg. Somehow a potatoe had escaped from the shopping bag and lodged itself under the drivers seat. When I opened the door, I thought to myself "smells like a dead cat around here". Driving out the underground car park the light and the smell really was hitting me hard so I stopped on the street to search. I looked in the usual spots, like the storage containers built in to the car, then on the back seat and then under the drivers seat where I spied something that looked like regurgitated mince, like a cat might make. I actually had to come up for breath at this point closing the door. I was stumped as to what kind of animal it really was. I'm thinking rat, ferret, blue tongue lizard and by the time my imagination was in full flight I decided to solve this mystery for good. Gloved my hand in a plastic bag that was loose in the back and in I went like a Cornish Miner. Yuckky!! it was all soft and warm and that's when I spotted the green shoots. I can tell you I was relieved to know it was vegetable matter.

Whats this got to do with the shoes?