Aileen (Art Therapist) and I had session today. Before she comes I put a an old jar filled with water on the table for the water colours I use. We had so much stuff on the table today she said " we need water for the painting" I picked up the jar and said "Whats this - a bowl of Goldfish?" She cracked up laughing because she had never heard that one before. Its been in our family for years and is always said when someone is looking for something that is in an obvious place, usually right in front of their face.
Another one my cousin always says when you don't hear what he says " what - your ears painted on?"
My mums way of saying things aren't so bad. "Well its better that getting poked in the eye with a forked stick"
When someone is talking too much you ask them have they been injected with a gramophone needle.
When you want someone to smile you say "Hows your laughing gear".
Another one my cousin always says when you don't hear what he says " what - your ears painted on?"
My mums way of saying things aren't so bad. "Well its better that getting poked in the eye with a forked stick"
When someone is talking too much you ask them have they been injected with a gramophone needle.
When you want someone to smile you say "Hows your laughing gear".
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I always says "What's this? Scotch Mist?"
If someone is standing in from on me "Was your father a glass maker"
Where are you going? "to see a man about a dog"
And, not many people have heard this one - What's this? "A wing wong for a goose's bridle"
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