Near Death Experience

On Monday at the gym after work I had the place to my self. At the end of the work out I used the leg extension machinery to stretch a muscle that is very difficult to stretch in a normal position. So Im laying on my back with my leg pulled back under the bench and my foot wrapped around the leg stretching for at least two minutes with my eyes closed. Just before I finished the stretch I opened my eyes and a man was bending over me with his face about 6 inches away from my face. I SCREAMED!!! He reeled back and I sat straight up and he said "thank Godde, I thought you were dead". It was so funny I fell over and he was holding his stomach and I was laughin so loud and being out of control. He was probably thinking - fat bastard over done it and died. I'm still laughing at this as I'm writing it. Any way I saw him today and smiled and he had this supercilious grin on his dial as he went by and I let out a chuckle.