My sister wrote this about the pew episode recently
The Ninnies at St Ninian’s
The Tuggers two found their pew
Moaning groans of timber stress
Putting large bottom ladies to the test
Prayer time the tuggers two did stand
Hand to lift ones heavy rear ‘n’ soul
Became a nightmare for the old
Oh my God the Pew had moved
Now less room for the tugger two
The chap in front had new knees you see
And the snickering tuggers knew of thee
For Gods sake she on for young ‘n’ old
Laughter bursting uncontrolled
Out break rhythmic moaned their pew
Side saddle on god’s word she sat a few
Made the other sister laugh on que
Frowned faces couldn't’t understand
comic book moment had been canned
Fall of grace go them the tuggers two
For they are known as the snickering
Two ninnies at St Ninians back pew.
1 comment:
I don't normally get into poems but that one had me sniggering! LOVED IT!
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