Waxys Dargle

You know how you get to a certain age and you think you've done everything and there are not many surprises left? Well, last night I did a critical appraisal on my face... mmm I identified unauthorised hair growing on my top lip, in the distinct shape of a moustache. Off I went down to Woolies for the wax strips. Got home slapped it on and reefed it off. PAIN.... and blood and bloody fat lip as well. Got up this morning early to check to see if I had two black eyes and the jobs right so going to work in style now.